My Thoughts

How I See Life

The PC creates something Apple copies it and shows how it should be done and then Microsoft copies Apple in a 1000 different ways that are not quite as good

I’m not a glass half full or glass half empty person I just think the glass is twice as big as it needs to be

I was 59 when I realised jungle Jim was actually jungle gym

Phoned my bank and the announcement said that due to the virus they are experiencing higher than usual call volumes. Sounds like business as usual!

When you think something is impossible it happens

Some days are just better when it rains

With the lock down I feel like a toy back in the original box up on the shelf

I would love to come out to play but cannot see it happening soon

I am a lapsed atheist – I wish there was a punchline to this…

I watch mainly wildlife documentaries – I have seen them all, Madagascar, Happy Feet, Lion King – you name it I’ve seen it!

I wish I knew how they taught the penguins to dance

If God had worked faster and finished sooner we would not have Sundays and Sundays are amazing!

There is a lesion here